Deep thought: Sometimes I wish I could leave people IMs while they're offline and have them reach their intended recipients as soon as they signed online, kind of like *66. Then I realized that that would be email.

So then I sent that person email. I know. Smashingly brilliant.

That reminds me of another deep thought, by Jason Chiang: "Sometimes I wish I had multiple voices so that I could sing with myself whenever I wanted to."
Ah, the faded glories of the Hawkeye room.