I turned around to pass on some handouts in AnthSci class the other day and a scowling girl snatched them from me. After the 3rd set of handouts were raped from my hands with the same dour expression, I'd started questioning Little Miss Scowly McScowl-Scowl's right to scowldom.

Until the day before yesterday, when I took a closer look, and saw that the so-called scowl was caused by a scar on her right eyebrow.

How's that for making one feel like a warm and fuzzy human being?