Adventures in peanut butter
Tuesday, 08 July 2008 at 07:59AM
| 5:43am Wed | wolf down a peanut butter and jelly sandwich while cruising down Henry Street on my way to team ride |
| 5:56am Wed | lick some excess peanut butter off my glove |
| 6:07am Wed | Stacey: "What's what on your leg?" me: Looks down. There is a lumpy brown smear, exactly the color of my skin, over the entire left calf. "Oh. Peanut butter." Stacey: "I thought it was a skin disease." |
| 8:29am Wed | notice that I had transferred the giant smear of peanut butter from my leg to my couch when I was putting the bike back. Wipe off what I can with my hand and vow to get it when I get back from work. |
| 1:20pm Sat | go camping on Fire Island for the night |
| 10:45pm Sun | spot a mouse, the first in my entire time at this apartment. Wtf, mate? Mop kitchen, go to bed, and hope it doesn't happen again. |
| 8:02am Mon | notice that the peanut butter has been noticeably depleted. Aha! The mouse was here to nibble on that! |
| 8:03am Mon | drench the couch in cleaning spray and scrub like my neck depends on it |
| 5:18am Tues | wolf down a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on my way to team ride. Nine sprints. I botch a few transitions in the middle reps but end on a good note, a clean seated dead-start acceleration. |
| 6:20am Tues | tell Stacey about my peanut butter mouse. |
| 6:54am Tues | keeping my left foot clipped in the whole time, retch my peanut butter all over Grand Army Plaza. Eight reps. |
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